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An Open Letter to Ryan North
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009Dear Ryan North,
When I’m making Anger Soup, nothing gets my rage-cauldron boiling (at 212 degrees FURYnheit) better than plagiarism. It has been pointed out to me that today’s Dinosaur Comic is centered on a pun that sure does resemble mine from a few days ago.
Are you tryin’ to make me look like a time-travelin’ joke stealer? I’ve been called a lot of things, time-travelin’ joke stealer included, but one insult in particular makes my three-layer Wrath Cake (baked at 190 degrees INCENSEDius) rise more than any other: time-travelin’ joke stealer.
But the joke’s on you! I didn’t even come up with that Angryfist pun, my girlfriend did! I didn’t reverse-time steal that joke from you, I regular-time stole it from her. Probably while we were on a hot date to a fancy restaurant because I am the best boyfriend.
Love,
Drew
P.S. I really like your comic so much.
Billy Mays Died =(
Sunday, June 28th, 2009I found out about it after I got my haircut around 1PM today. It’s extra sad for me because I just saw the guy 2 weeks ago and he was totally fine. He was a really nice guy and I honestly felt like I knew the guy after meeting him. On top of that, I may have been part of one of the last groups of people to do a meet and greet with him.
It’s strange, but I’m definitely more affected by his death than the death of Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson was obviously the bigger star, but man, I just saw Billy Mays 2 weeks ago. It makes death that much more real as opposed to just reading a headline on CNN.
-justin