Mike Minnick had the same thought as I did, only his execution was far more graceful:

-Drew

When I was 9 years old, I had an argument with my mom about practicing piano.  It escalated until she made me go to my room and write her a letter, which we just unearthed:

Mom, I want to thank you for disregarding these declarations and continuing to boss me around, even though you were completely wrong about how long piano takes.

Happy Mother’s Day, got that?

Love, Drew.

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