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Cheesey Victory

GREAT NEWS! It seems that we have won the war against geometric indecency.  At least in Australia and New Zealand:


via reddit.  This employee notice doesn’t credit internetcomics nor webnetcomics nor all-you-guys-who-shared-that-comic (thank you!) as the impetus for the policy change, but we know.  We know we have their attention.  (Hi, them!)

Just look at the gorgeous coverage on the sandwich on the left, and shun his broken brother on the right, for he was born wrong.  He stands there overlapped, mouth agape but unable to speak.  The time of his kind is over.

Now is the time for the New Procedure.  You can almost picture taking every homogenous bite.  It’s okay now.

Everything will always forever be okay now.

Thank you to everyone who sent this link to me.

-Drew

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YagerX · 775 weeks ago

The lady who served me at a subway I went to a few weeks ago just slapped the cheese on haphazardously, and when she saw a sport was particularly thin, she grabed a handful and slapped it on =D

Not complaining since I get more cheese c:
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Tim · 775 weeks ago

Pretty awesome.
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Yun · 775 weeks ago

YES! Finally. No longer will that hideous overlap exist.
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Patrick Powers · 775 weeks ago

I was actually vacationing in Naples, Florida in April and had Subway. For whatever reason, the entire meal was so much better than in it here in Chicago, but also, I noticed him place the cheese on in the revised, staggered method.

Some people are just ahead of the curve.
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TheDolphin · 775 weeks ago

A month ago, I congratulated some lady for a beautiful cheese coverage when I when in a Subway in Portland (since I'm from Quebec, Canada, that's like 2000 km just to avoid unnecessary dairy overlap... but it was worth it!). I was astonished that she did it on her own, and she didn't even heard of LeftHandedToons (I know, I asked, and urged her to go read it).

Looks like the word is finally getting out on an epic scale.

On another note: no Lost comic this week? Pleaaaaaaaaase, just one last Lost comic. I'll be eternally grapeful. And grateful, too.
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Daniel Linn · 775 weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU&fe...

Thrice have I received a sandwich with even dairy coverage. I have been sure to thank the past two personally for their ingenuity.
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Alex Wright · 775 weeks ago

This is happening in Canada too. At least at the Subway I go to.

My last 2 subs have had appropriately tessellated cheese.
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Danica Sevilla · 775 weeks ago

I'm proud to be Australian. :)

Funny, I was actually thinking about the Open Letter to Subway comic today and I thought to myself that next time I buy Subway, I'll request for them to place the cheese slices THE CORRECT WAY. But now, it seems that in a few months, I won't need to ask!
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Alison Calderone · 775 weeks ago

What a joyous day it is!
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Alexander · 775 weeks ago

Since I live in New Zealand, I have literally marked my calendar for July 1. I shall tell you how delicious it tastes. The taste of geometric justice!
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Alyssa · 775 weeks ago

Wowwww. No wonder so many people are moving to Australia.
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Sean · 774 weeks ago

Wooooooo!!!!!!

There's one place here in Auckland that has always tessellated their slices, and they have enjoyed me and my friends repeat business at least once a week for at least a year now. Even though there are 4 other closer Subways it's well worth the trip! The entire sub is perfect. It's amazing! I can't even explain how good a perfect sub is!
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Jaxon Servies · 774 weeks ago

I recently started working at a Subway, and I did this anyway. bwahaha.
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Jordan · 774 weeks ago

I work at a Subway here in America, and we have yet to receive the new tesselation tips. I however, always strive to make all my subs the LHT way. Open question though: What's your guys' preference on the provolone? it's semicircular, so I don't know how you want it.
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mat · 774 weeks ago

I don't like eating, so I don't get it. Wouldn't you want the illusion of more cheese the layers bring?
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samuel · 774 weeks ago

@mat, they have it overlapping in order to hopefully ask for double cheese to cover the rest of the meat.
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George Smith · 774 weeks ago

i just came to tell you about that.
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@femmmefatal · 774 weeks ago

you have left your mark on the world- good job fighting for the lil people!
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