Help Nice-Up Some Words
Hey ya meerkats,
I feel pretty sorry for this guy. He took on a hard job of making some violent idioms nicer, and it made him feel feelings inside. Here are the ones he couldn’t muster:
Please make these nicer, won’t you? Leave your best revisions in the comments. Some may become illustrated.
-Drew
UPDATE: You guys are amazing. That is way more nice metaphors than I expected. I drew some of them just now, and put them into comment-replies. If I haven’t drawn yours yet, I’m sorry. There are far too many for ME to muster.
It's a Doug E. Doug world.
High five the hand that feeds.
Thrown to the cookies.
Give him just enough rope to hang his clothes to dry.
Massage some sense into him.
The straw that soothed the camels back
It's a doggy dog world
High-5 the hand that feeds
thrown to the kittens
smile some sense into him
give him more than enough rope to hang himself
The Straw that *helped* the camel *Drink*
It's a dog eat *Ice cream* world
*bite* the *sandwich* that feeds
*Danced* *with* the wolves
Beat some *drums* *with* him
Give him just enough rope to *make a bracelet*
Give some pheasants to him.
???
"The chiropractor that fixed the camel's back"
"It's a dog eat pie world"
"Kiss the hand that feeds"
"Thrown to the wolves puppies"
"Beat some bully into submission"
"Give him just enough rope to be Tarzan"
The straw that quenched the camel's thirst.
Tickle some laughs into him.
Give a manicure to the hand that feeds (cause it's so nice to me!).
Jaxon wins w/ the ball pit one!
The straw that didn't break the camel's back.
It's a dog hug dog world.
Love the hand that feeds.
Giving the poor, hungry wolves food.
Teach some sense into him.
Give him just enough rope to make a pretty bracelet for him to give me for mother's day.
The straw that tickled the camel's back
It's a clown-dog juggling acrobat-puppies world
Fist-pump the hand that fist-pumps
Thrown to the piggy-back ride
Feed some cereal into him
Give him enough rope to play tug-of-war
Yay! Thanks Drew! This is awesome!
The song that brought the sexy back
It's a Toys 'R Us world
Clean the hand that works
Thrown to the mattress
Put some batteries into Robort
Give him just enough time to finish homework
"The straw that fixed the camel's back"
"It's a dog meet dog world"
"Hold the hand that needs"
"Throw a bone to the wolves"
"Eat some salsa with him"
"Give him just enough rap to hang out with friends"
The straw that broke the pole vaulters fall
It's a dog eat corndog stand
Wash the hand that milks the cow
Throw a horse to the jockey riding a wolf
Give him just enough pickles to eat a burger
The *meerkat* that *stood on* the camels back
Thrown to the *Party* Wolves!
Give him *almost* enough rope to hang himself
Get off my back, ya meerkat!
Ex-actly!
The Straw the HELPED THE CAMEL DRINK HIS MOJITO.
It's a dog LICK dog world.
Bite the hand that HEIL'S HITLER.
Thrown to the KOALA'S.
Beat some MARSHMELLOWS into him.
Give him just enough rope to PLAY JUMP ROPE WITH.
Shown to the wolves.
It's a puss eat pussy world?
nsfw, dude.
I just got mah T-shirt, thanks! It's wonderful, and just in time for friday! (:
The straw that's broke. The camel's back.
Its a dog sniff dog butt world.
Lick the hand that feeds.
Raised by the wolves.
Read some sense into him.
Give him just enough rope to dry his laundry.
The straw that MADE A NICE HAT FOR THE CAMEL
It's a CANNIBALISTIC dog GET HUNGRY world.
Bite the CANDY that feeds
CAREFULLY PLACED IN the wolves' HANDS
Tell him to ingest two tablets of sense every six hours or as directed by physician.
Give a man enough rope to hang himself and he hangs himself once, but teach a man how to make a rope, and he hangs himself for the rest of his life.
The straw that fed the camels mouth.
Its a dog eat milk bones world.
Shake the hand that feeds you.
Carpooled to the water park. :3
Spoon some pudding into him.
Give him just enough rope to make a tireswing. (he'll have to supply his own tire XD)
its a snoop doggy dog world XD ( sry i culdnt help myself :S )
the straw that made the camel's hat
bleat some sense into him ??? idk
feed the hand that bites
the straw that loved the camel's back
It's a dog eat rock world
to marry the hand that feeds
thrown to the puppies
cradle some sense into him
give him just enough music to dance with himself
It's a dog listens to Snoop Dogg world