Music Genre Blogggg
An extremely recent AIM conversation*:
au justin: wanna make a blog post for people to post music genre names?
drewsus mochrist: okay!
Hey guys! Post music genre names.
-Drew
*Screennames have been changed to protect us from you psychos.
Synth-lampcore. I would totally listen to that. That is, when I'm not listening to my usual death jazz.
Death jazz? If you're referring to death metal then you're awesomer than I thought.
I haven't listened to any of that since yesterday, I'll get some out now. I'll settle for Aghora and Deadsoul Tribe for now
I find grindcore and goregrind to be the only respectable cores, even then they're a bit old now.
*Passe is so yesterday's word*
indie-monkey-core.
i'd listen to it.
even indie-core.
or ska-apple.
Skapple.
mashups, puns, and rhymes-with-other-genres (think "nu rave" or "screamo") are certainly key.
As an aside, the inspiration for that comic came partly from learning that this is supposedly a real categorization: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoegazing
From Shoegaze to Nu-gaze. Lol. That's just terrible.
Nu Fartpop
Now that can REALLY be a genre. Lol.
(alternative) post-kitty-rock-revival
You know, kitty-rock… where the vocals are replaced with pre-recorded cat sounds.
I'd listen to it.
I listen to alot of Nu Metal, so I'm going to have to say, Apple-Core
It's kind of fruity.
Synth-Capcore
Banjo-core
Synth-polka
unemployment-core
ill jam some unemployment-core!
Post-indie-recession-prog-pop-Drew-alt-pizza-mo
alt-zither
I don't know what to call this genre (www.protomen.com), but it's a band that performs odes to mega-man (and yes some of the music does sound very 8-bit). And their site has animated-flash goodness, so that should make Drew happy.
That's probably considered Nerdcore, not sure though.
That's real- I didn't make it up! XD
rhyme torrents represent!
Post-funeral synth-pop: so inappropriate, it's awesome!
Nu-lamp-pop.
Kinda passe, if you ask me.
nice choice on the screenname changeruppers.
i would have orgasm'd at every second my mouse moved towards the fact that i've got drew and justin as "buddies"
alt-crap-core?
dubstep?
oh WAIT, that's an ACTUAL name they've been using.
i skipped the whole part where you were supped to LIKE that "genre" and moved right on to calling it "passe".
i prefer cornpop.
Indie Potato-Pop
Nu Ketchup-Core
lmao XD
Nuwindexpop
Great for any occasion
Wedding? Put some Nuwindexpop on!
Birthday Party? Let's hear some Nuwindexpop!
Bris? Nothing will go over better than some Nuwindexpop!
Only the most anticonformist listen to Gothmop. It's too bad all those sheeple poseurs have ruined the entire scene with their prefab Numop and Popmop
goth-beard-core… where hairy guys play guitar with their extravagant facial hair I'd so listen to that!
Vegetarian Progressive Grindcore.
I admit it's not something I made up myself, but I loved hearing it.
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When death metal and techno collide, dethchno! (with added ch for proper inflection!)
tribal punk, progressive warehouse indie-hop, and undersytnth battletron movie scores have been rising steadily as well. I only wonder what other transmustations could occure when so called 'freeform' artists adopt internet branding techniques.
Nike-core synthpop is just a few feet away!
Love from afar,
Lord Bertrum of Wendshire, forsooth
Goth penis-pop.
It's the choice for those who can't choose between wrist-cutting shit, elevator music, and epilepsy-inducing club jams.
Nu-beaver-mustard
Dude, beaver brand mustard is amazing.
Acid Zydeco
Core-Core
Well played.
monocle-core
post-ambient mayonnaise
indie crunk
synth-jazz
This is fun
I wouldn't mind listening to some ambient goatpop.
Flipflop-hop.
Sounds like a 60s dance. "Everybody come on, do the flipflip hop"
Nu-Cowbellpop… You know there is nothing better than rocking out to cowbell in your car, or even in your home!
post-poptart
I listen to metal, so I particularly liked this one. It's funny 'cuz it's true.
nugeorgecore.
synth-bifocal-pop.
bluh, not good at this.
I have invented lasercore and icecore.
Lasercore music is like most pop music (ie. T. Rex songs) featuring an array of sampled sound effects from various sci-fi movies. Classical laser core samples sounds from old Flash Gordon serials.
Icecore is just music about frozen planets
Indie-shoelace-pop
and it's rival
Post-velcro-hop
We aren't psychoes. Besides, I already know your home addresses, phone numbers, and AIM screen names. What do you think I am, an amateur?
Pirate-core…for the love of a pirate
blog
prog-blog
nu-blog
blog-core
blog-pop
HI NRG
prog of under achieving teens pop
Don't you just love music.
post-art-haberdashery-core
prog-oyster-glam-pop
Indie-bottlepop-hop.
Ambient-comic-core
I wanna make 4th wave Meta-Diabetes-Teleportation-Fusion
alt-wesley-crusher-die-die-die
pancake.
Uhh…
Synth-tomatoe-pop
and
alt-banana-gothcore
Alternative Taylor Swift-Hop Core
prog apple core.
i thought it was pretty good
prog apple core.
nu post indie pop core fusion
i would listen to that.
They've got this new brand of metal up in Maryland, call it Balti-Core.
Nu Ford Fusion and Grind Stone are pretty good, too.