John is In Trouble
April 19, 2011
girlfriend: john, are you cheating on me?!
john: whoa! what?
girlfriend: where do you go every thursday night?
john: oh. to burger king! to eat burgers
john: for two to three hours
girlfriend (holding phone): well then, what about THIS?!
*the screen of the phone is shown. it's foursquare and john is the mayor of a place called Cindy's Bedroom*
john: whoa, i'm mayor now! man, that took a while!
girlfriend: JOHN!
john: please
john (with hands on hips): call me mayor john
Part of the John! series.