After-school Basketball
April 13, 2011
*two adults and a bunch of kids are standing around about to play basketball*
parent: alright, mr. tate, it's your pick
mr. tate: i pick...
*two kids remain left to be picked*
son: pick me, dad!
father: my son's friend, billy!
billy: yay!
son: dad, seriously?! i'm your son!
son: you just made me get picked last AND i won't even be on your team now!
father: no amount of you being my son will make you any better at basketball