Good For One Thing
April 6, 2011
hostess: welcome to applebees! ready to eat some delicious food?
customer: appleebees isn\'t for delicious food
customer: it\'s for food of decreasing quality
hostess: sooo why are you here then?
customer: olive garden had a wait and fridays is on the other side of town
customer: also, i\'m constipated and applebees can fix that for me