Sorry, John
March 17, 2011
*john\'s boss is sitting at a desk and a chair is in front of john*
boss: alright, please sit down
boss: it looks like we\'re gonna have to let you go, john
john: what? but i\'m a great underwear salesman!
boss: since we last spoke, you\'ve received at least on complaint a day
boss: and that includes weekends, when you\'re not even supposed to be working!
john: i see
john: well, i know cops turn in their badge when they\'re released, so does that mean i gotta turn in my underwear?
boss: NO, JOHN! NO!
john (standing up): well, i\'m gonna do it anyway
*boss looks concerned*
*boss gets hit in the face with john\'s underwear*
Part of the John! series.