Five Things
March 3, 2011
*a man is pushing a shopping cart*
man: i know i was supposed to get five things and i only have four things in the cart...
man: what am i missing?
*later*
*the man is sitting on the toilet*
*man notices that the roll of toilet paper has nothing left on it*
man: NOOOOOOOOO!
choose your own adventure:
A: he has a toilet paper substitute nearby
B: he does not have a toilet paper substitute nearby
A: he has a toilet paper substitute nearby
B: he does not have a toilet paper substitute nearby