A Way Out
January 28, 2011
*a woman is looking at dresses and a man looks surprised when he looks at his watch*
man: we really have to go. we need to get back home.
woman: i'm just browsing. what's the rush? we're just running errands
man: as we left the house, i set a bomb to detonate 15 minutes after the time i thought we should be home by. so we really gotta get back
woman: you're not funny
man: seriously. we gotta go
woman: is it really that painful to run errands with me?!
man: yes
