So I'm tryin' to get to space, and this old fart goes,
That ain't gonna work, Merk!
So I'm like, take me up to space, old man spacetronaut!
But he's all, no way I ain't never goin' back there.
Wassamatta? I says, Scared of the dark matter?
Then, real slow, he goes,
boy, that's the least of my space-worries.
(old man runs away)