Holiday Love
December 24, 2010
son: hi mom. hi dad. i'm home for the holidays
mom and dad: son!
son: whoa whoa whoa. before we do the hug thing
son: i'm going to close my eyes and extend my arms like so
son: and you will place all my presents in them because you love me
*parents stare blankly*
mom (to dad): now would be a great time to tell him he's adopted
dad: agreed
happy holidays!