Get that job
November 26, 2010
interviewee: thank you for the interview
interviewer: we'll keep you updated
interviewee (to self): oh crap. my legs have fallen asleep. how am i supposed to leave? just stay cool
interviewee (still sitting across from interviewer): this is getting awkward. keep smiling
interviewee: keep smiling! this isn't working
interviewee (to interviewer): i'm not moving until you give me the job *to self*nice. that'll work