Did-You-Know-Bats 12
October 25, 2010
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Did you know "mastodon" basically means "boob tooth"?
Did you hear the one about the grasshopper that walked into a bar?
What's a bar?
The bartender goes, "Hey! we've got a drink named after you!"
Bars must be kept tender?
And the grasshopper goes, "you've got a drink called 'Jack Daniels'?" and the bartender says, "Yep, that's what I meant."
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Part of the Did-You-Know-Bats series.