man (holding ticket): i WON! i won the big prize! THE BIG ONE!
man (looking at ticket): wait a minute. what is this for?
man: free sunny D for life? seriously?
representative: congratulations! i'm from sunny delight beverages!
man: can i unwin?
sunny d guy: nope! a warehouse of sunny D is on the way to your apartment as we speak!
man: no! NO! i don't want that!
sunny d guy: too late! this also includes replacing all current liquids in your apartment with sunny D
man: nooooo!
*that night*
*man is taking a shower and it's sunny d coming out of the shower head*
