Change
September 22, 2010
man: hrumph. i hate change
*montage of events*
wife: how do you like my new haircut?
man: i liked the old one more
wife: i got new curtains!
man: hate them
man behind counter: 76 cents is your change
man: no! i don't want it!
*yield sign*
man (driving): don't try to fool me! you're just an upside-down delta symbol!
don't be on the road with this guy