teacher: congrats everyone! all of you passed the bomb diffusal school written exam!
teacher: now everyone, open your desks
*the students have their desks open*
student 1: oh my god! it's a bomb!
student 2: i also have a bomb
student 3: i want fewer bombs!
teacher: yes. those are live bombs
teacher: if you are able to diffuse the bomb, you will receive your certification
student 1: excuse me. i have a question
student 1: if any one of us fails to diffuse the bomb, doesn't that mean we'll all fail? and by "fail", i mean "die"
*teacher thinks*
teacher: oh...
teacher: yea
