The Outlet
August 4, 2010
*power outlet with one space open*
man: an open power outlet!
man: i really need to plug in my laptop before my flight
man (walking to outlet): oh no! that man over there sees it too!
man (holding plug): that outlet is MINE!
man 2 (also holding plug): i saw it first!
EN GARDE!
*they thrust the plugs of their adapters at each other like swords. they ching together*
man already plugged in: it's ok guys! i have a power strip
man already plugged in: whoops. too late
*man 2 has been stabbed with the first mans laptop plug*