Redo
July 28, 2010
friend: what are you doing?
john: you didn't like it when i played music your kittens, so i'm building a xylophone!
friend: JOHN! you don't know how to build those.
john: done!
friend: JOHN! that is a whimsical flying machine, not a xylophone.
john: it is?
friend: yes, john! there is nothing xylophonic about this
friend: xylophones don't have steering wheels
friend: xylophones don't have hardwood floors
friend: xylophones can't fit both of us in them
john: oh, okay! i'll try again.
*LATER*
*john is holding a xylophone mallet. he's in front of a kitten*
*thonk*
*john thonks the kitten with the mallet*
*john smiles really big*
*friend looks very angry*
Guest toon from Alex of Buttersafe!
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