Job Time
July 23, 2010
john (holding a briefcase): i'm ready for my interview!
friend: didn't realize you were looking for a new job
john: check out how impressive my resume is!
friend (looking at resume): this... this is a drawing of a cow on a diving board
friend: what kind of job are you interviewing for?
john: software engineer
friend: john, that's not how resumes work!
john: oh! so, more cows!
friend: LESS COWS, JOHN!
friend: LESS!
Part of the John! series.