The Sun Is Still a Jerk
July 14, 2010
SO HOT
Sweaty guy: I'm wetter than a mario in the water temple.
The sun: Zelda has temples, not mario. Mario has levels. You NERD! OOOOooooooh BUUUUUUURRRRNN!!
YOU'RE a nerd. You can't burn me. I'm wearing sunblock.
Fine. Well. At least I can...
Give you an INDIAN BURN!
twist
OW!!
HEY!
...
That's racist.