Fast Runner
May 28, 2010
*man is watching another man running down the sidewalk*
man: wow. he's running really fast
*dog comes into view*
man: ah, no wonder. that dog is chasing him
*close up of the dog is shown. he's on his two back legs and is holding a gun*
man: a dog with OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND A GUN?!
man (yelling to running man): RUN!