Free Donuts
May 4, 2010
*approaching table with a donut box on it*
bill: oooh! free donuts
*reaches for a donut*
*takes a bite and has a worried look on his face*
bill: this donut tastes funny
john: hold on bill. is that the jelly donut?
bill: yea?
john: that one is mine
john (holding a donut): i already had this donut in my hand, so i licked that one to claim it for later!
bill (he's angry): john! someone needs to be around to see you do that! how are people supposed to know that you licked one!
*bill drops the donut on the ground*
john: noooo!
john!
Part of the John! series.