Car Go Boom
March 2, 2010
friend: when are you gonna get rid of your car?
car owner: NEVER! i'm going to drive it until it EXPLODES!
friend: i hope that doesn't happen while you're driving the car
car owner: well, then i'll drive it until right before it explodes!
car owner: AND i need someone with a camera to always drive with me
car owner: that way, i can get a cool picture of me diving away from my exploding car
friend: hmmm
*three months later*
*a picture of the man diving away from his exploding car*