CURLING
intensity points awarded for amplitude of yelling
*skip has thrown the stone and is yelling at the sweepers*
skip: SWEEP!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEP! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
bonus points for every mesmerized viewer
*3 people are watching curling*
all three: curling!
*point amounts are shown beneath them*
man off to the side: what's going on?
*-10 points*
(points deducted for disinterested viewers)
has anyone ever been caught cheating?
one time, someone taped a hair dryer to the bottom of the broom thing
*picture of sweeper with hair dryer at the end*
it didn't work very well
another time, someone replaced their arms with robot arms
*man show with robot arms*
and it rocked
What if a heavy thing hits the other heavy things?
points?
transfer of momentum
What happens if the heavy thing makes it to the circle thing and stays there?
????
points?
