*crude oil party sign is in view*
man: no one is gonna come
not-smart guy: i know. wait! i have an idea!
*slip 'n slide covered in oil*
*man watches while not-smart guy dives into the slip 'n slide*
not-smart guy: crude oil slip 'n slide!
*not-smart guy make it a couple feet*
man: this stuff looks really sticky
not-smart guy: ew
not-smart guy (still laying in the oil): this isn't nearly as slippery as the oil in mario kart 64
man: mario kart 64 didn't have oil slicks. it had banana peels
not-smart guy: oh. yea.
