Plowed In 2
January 15, 2010
*a couple is getting married*
pastor: speak now, or forever hold your peace
man: i can't hold it in anymore!
pastor: farts?
man: no! the day we met, when i shoveled out your car...
man: it was an accident! i thought it was my car!
woman: what?!
man: this relationship is built on a foundation of lies
woman: am i the only girl? are there others whose cars you've accidentally shoveled out?!
man: there are dozens more! DOZENS!
woman: you WHORE!
Part of the Plowed In series.