*man is holding a sandwich*
thief: i forgot my lunch! gimme that!
sandwich man: sandwich thief!!!
sandwich man: get him! that man stole my sandwich!
bystander: hmm?
wallet man: me first! he stole my wallet
bystander: how hungry are you?
sandwich man: very. i was just about to eat it
bystander: assign a dollar amount to your hunger
sandwich man: at least 1000 dollars
bystander: how much was in the wallet?
wallet man: 270 dollars
bystander: he wins
wallet man: what!?
*elsewhere*
sandwich thief: this sandwich is 1000 dollars worth of delicious!
