Donuts
December 1, 2009
DONUTS $1
I'd like a donut, please.
You can buy a donut here for 70 cents.
Really?
Yes, if you're 25 or older and haven't had a donut in at least a year.
We have a website where you can see which provider's donut will save you the most money.
Turns out it's ours.
Okay.
I'm afraid biting the donut will increase your monthly rate.