Hey, It's Bad Comics 11-15!
November 19, 2009
*next on stage*
*Jake and The Fat Man!*
man in crowd: you must be "The Fat Man"
crowd: ha ha
fat man on stage: i'm jake, actually, and i'm very sensitive about my weight
man 1: my hands are really dry
man 2: let me help
*man 2 spits into man 1's hands*
*man looks really sad*
man 2: you must be really sad. your frown extends beyond the end of your face
man: i hate you!
opossum: man, opossums never get any love
*opossum falls over dead*
man: i killed it! with my harsh words!
opossum (to self): heh, sucker
*man is standing next to a tree*
man: talking contest, go!
man: hi tree!
tree: *ahem*
*lightning strikes tree*
*tree is broken in half and on the ground*
man: forfeit! i win!
Part of the Justin's Bad Comic Challenge series.
