New Studies Show
November 6, 2009
New studies show:
Milk causes cancer!
The correlation observed
Eighty-seven percent.
New studies show:
The link is misleading,
The cause a completely
Separate event.
New studies show:
Other studies are jerks.
It's quite rude when a study
Acts all in-the-know.
New studies show:
Those first studies are sorry.
They were way out-of-line,
These new studies show.
Part of the Poems series.