Morris Talks To The Sun
October 16, 2009
Hey Mr. Sun. Whatcha doin?
Sun: Hey Morris! Just givin' people vitamins. How are you?
Bad. I got a cold. There's so much mucus. It's like a swimming pool in there.
Aww...
Last night I couldn't find any kleenex, so I blew my nose on a pair of pants on my floor. Then this morning I forgot I'd done that.
My boss at the bank had a hard time understanding that "owning multiple pants" is not in my job description.
Moon: Oh.. Oh hey Morris.