Disturbing Revelations
October 9, 2009
Oh god. Oh god. I need a drink!
Wassa matter, 'naner?
I just overheard these two bats talking, and one said, "Did you know all bananas are genetically identical?" I went home and looked it up and it's TRUE!
Wwhat.
This means my wife, the woman I've loved for twelve years, is actually my... TWIN! Oh god I'm gonna be sick.
Hey. Hey man. Your wife is great. And you're great. You guys. You guys are my knees.
What?
I don't know.