boyfriend: i need to buy the perfect birthday present. i can't mess this one up
boyfriend: i've messed up way too many with her. i have to make things right
friend: yea, this may be your last chance
*later that week*
boyfriend: happy birthday!
girlfriend: my birthday was two months ago. today is actually our anniversary
boyfriend: oh.
girlfriend: if that's not some kind of jewelry, i'm outta here
boyfriend: it's a bop it
*meanwhile, someone in another relationship*
girlfriend: if that's not a bop it, this relationship is over
