Platypus, platypuses, platypi
Did you hear about the wooden statue of that guy who played Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction? It was a carving rhames.
What does the constellation of actor Ving Rhames say when it's really hungry? "I am star ving rhames."
What did the angry cow say to Ving Rhames? "You better keep mooooving rhames."
Hey you guys wanna play volleyball?
Okay.
Sure.