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August 13, 2009
Feeling down?
Need affirmation?
Like hearing about yourself?
Try the COMPLIMENT FISHING POLE!
faux-modesty worms included.
Lady casts...
"I am so very fat."
"I believe you are svelte."
"I can do nothing right."
"Look how expertly you've punctured my cheek."
"My hair is such a mess."
"Glub glub I am a fish your hair is nice okay glub glub."