*people sitting on a plane* Pilot: G'evening, folks. This is your captain speaking. We've just landed down in Detroit... Pilot: ...Home of the 2004 NBA champions, the Pistons... Drunk Passenger: DEEETROIT BAASKETBAALLL!! Pilot: ...recording artist, Kidrock... Drunk Passenger: KIDROCK ... BAASKETBALLL!! Pilot: ...and also, grammy award winners, Bob Seger and Diana Ross Drunk Passenger: BOB...ROSS...BASKETBAALLL!!!