At The Doctor's
July 20, 2009
Doctor, I don't know what to do. I have a crippling case of germaphobia...
...but I'm also horribly allergic to all soaps, and I can't even wash my hands.
Good thing you're not allergic to "cruel irony". eh? eh?
Nurse: he's dead.
Doctor (crying): eh? eh? eh? eh?? eh?? eh??