Oh, Whoops
July 17, 2009
*2 men are skydiving*
man 2: ok, pull your chute
*man 1 reaches for the cord*
*man 1 pulls the cord, a packed lunch comes out*
man 2: i think i just saw a ham sandwich come out of your parachute backback
man 1: i think that was my son's packed lunch
*elsewhere*
*2 children are sitting at the lunch table*
child 2: what did your dad pack you for lunch today?
*child 1 starts to open bag*
*child 1 opens bag, parachute explodes in his face*