*a man is sleeping on a bench*
man 1: dude, that guy totally fell asleep on the bench over there!
man 2: we are obligated to do something to him
*soon*
man 1: ha! shaving cream hair
man 2: i tied his shoes together
man 1: and now
man 2: we wait
*the two men hide behind a bush to watch*
*later*
*the two men are still watching the man*
*the man falls off the bench and doesn't wake up*
*much later*
*the man is still on the ground and there are flies surrounding him. he also smells*
man 1: heh, he fell
