*bad guy is pointing a guy at a man*
man: ahh!!!
bad guy: give me your wallet!
*man reaches for wallet*
man: ok!
man: wait. can i keep my driver's license? it would be a huge pain for me to get another
bad guy: what?
*man looks into wallet*
man: can i hang onto my credit cards too? i was just gonna cancel them after you were done robbing me anyway
bad guy: whatever! hand it over!
man: oh, and my insurance card. i don't even know how to get another one of these...
man: well, i guess i would just have to call them or something
bad guy: yea, probably
