Troublemaker
April 10, 2009
Are you aware of what time it is, young man? Where have you been?
Wevs, Mom.
Are you drunk?! What's behind your back?? Show me!
GASP! A DIDGERIDOO?! You ARE drunk! What's in your other hand??
YOU'VE BEEN POLE VAULTING?!! You are in so much trouble!!
It's MY LIFE!
(Slams door)
David! Get back here!
(David pole vaults through the neighborhood making didgeridoo sounds).