Nicknames
April 7, 2009
man: since i've been going on a lot of dates, i've been having trouble remembering everyone's name
woman: oh?
man: i ended up nicknaming everyone to make it easier for me. for example, susan really likes sneakers, so shes "sneaker sue"
woman: so what's mine?
man: "smelly kelly"
*kelly crosses her arms and looks annoyed*
man: because you smell
woman: yea, i get it