Playing It Smart
April 1, 2009
man: remember, it's april fools day
everybody is out to get you
stranger: sir, you dropped your wallet
man: ha, nice try
*later*
stranger: watch out! that puddle is radioactive!
man: i wasn't born yesterday
*even later*
*broadcast on tv*
tv: the winning numbers are 3,7,17,18,36 and 49
man: not gonna get me this time
*rips up ticket*
*one week later*
*the man is glowing*
man: where is my wallet?
*newspaper on the ground says*
daily reader
april fools' lotto winner a fool indeed