For My Protection
January 14, 2009
man 1: don't step there! stop walking!
man 2: wait, what? why not? what's happening?
man 1: i've surrounded myself with landmines for protection
man 2: why on earth would you do that?
*man 1 steps forward*
man 1: what did you say?
*landmine explodes*
*man 1 is shown smoking with his legs detached from his body next to him*
man 1: ow