Mr. Billums
January 9, 2009
Doctor: Mr. Billums, I have your test results.
Mr. Billums: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Nothing awful. You have an infection of tiny, tiny owls.
Mr. Billums: What?! Tiny owls?? That's horrible! How can you be so nonchalant?!
Doctor: I am being totally chalant. Besides, look at this.
INFLUENZADORABLE!
That is not how x-rays work.