The Adventure of Tofurkey and Imitation Crab
December 18, 2008
Tofurkey: What'd you ask for for xmas? I asked for a Wii!
Imitation Crab: I just want to find a new job. Y'know, since the layoffs.
Tofurkey: But I'm totally pissed cuz I heard you can't change the difficulty in online play in Dr. Mario!!
(Imitation Crab shuffles away)
Tofurkey: Where are you going?
Imitation Crab: I have to go gather my oxen to ford the river you're crying.