Parenting 101
December 11, 2008
*man is staring down at child*
boy: what are you looking at mister?
man: ...i bet i could throw you at least ten yards
boy: dad!
*father comes over*
father: what is it son?
boy: he just threatened to throw me!
father: how far?
man: ten yards
father: no way
man: i totally can
father: well, i think this is about then yards between us right now
*man picks up boy*
boy: ahh!
*man throws boy into air*
*boy lands short of his father*
*boy is on the ground in front of the father*
father: told you so