Grandpa
December 10, 2008
Grandpa: Hey little buddy! Whatcha wanna be when you grow up?
Bud: CANTALOUPE!
Grandpa: Hmm, well you can't be that. How bout a paintbrush salesman like your grandpa?
Bud: LAWYER!
Grandpa: Hey! That's pretty good! What kind of lawyer, Bud?
Bud: OSTRICH!
Later...
LAWSTRICH OBJECTS!
Part of the Lawstrich series.